A Cat's SongI don't like dogs / Dogs don't like meI wish dogs would / Go climb a treeIf I were big / And dogs were smallThere wouldn't be / No dogs at allI'd eat them like / I ate the par-Akeet that used / To perch up thereBut since dogs have / An edge on sizeI concentrate / On looking wiseThe time will come / When cats take chargeAnd there'll be no / Point being largeThat's all I have / To say for nowExcept for purr / Pfft, and meow. author unknown